It's 2019 and because everyone has started wearing turquoise the world hasn't ended. There are
still some evil-doers though and a special TV show has been created to deal with non-turquoise
No, it's not the Big Break, but The Running Man: a game show where unarmed contestants are
haunted down by four stalkers armed with bizarre weapons. A bit extreme perhaps, but it beats
Bob's Your Uncle, that's for sure.
And our star contestant tonight is... Arnold Schwarzenegger! No he hasn't been arrested for
his wooden acting: Arnie's a cop who's been convicted (wrongfully, of course) of police
brutality and has been sent to face almost certain death on prime-time TV.
Each horizontally scrolling level has Arnie fighting against one of the four deadly stalkers.
First is Subzero, an ice hockey player who shoots exploding pucks, then the chainsaw-armed
Buzxsaw, followed by lightning bolt-throwing Dynamo and the flamethrowing Fireball.
The fifth and final level is set in the TV studio where Arnie must fight his way through
an armed guard to get to the smug TV host. Basic weapons can be picked up to help Arnie,
as well as medical kits to replenish his health.
In Issue 53 the game got a mere 44%. Both reviewers thought the graphics dull and sluggish, and
Phil found the gameplay little better 'consisting of repetitive beat-'em-up action with very
few moves for you to choose from. Admittedly the enemies are varied but still don't make up
for the all round lack of content.'
That about sums it up really. A mediocre plod-along game almost two years ago, The Running
Man is still too slow to win any races even on budget.